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♬The twelve days of Xmas singalong♬

December 19, 2008

♬ We three commissions ♬ *

[*To the tune of “We three kings”]

wethreekings1

We three commissions of New Brunswick are
Seeking solutions we travel afar.
Clutching folders, chatting with stakeholders
In the Edu-bazaar.

O the status quo is not all right,
Got to end this egghead blight,
Big oil goading, Shawn imploding,
A powder keg we will ignite.

Once Saint John was my domain,
Now I’m asked to come back again.
Polytechnic: why so hectic?
Saint Johners I disdain.

O the status quo is not all right,
&c.

We top guys round a table are sittin’,
With hints of cash we all are smitten.
Change some words, hats on turds —
At least ours is better written.

O the status quo is not all right,
&c.

Third to bat up step we two,
Saying ‘yes’ we surely will rue.
Weighing, sighing, compromising,
Some gravitas we imbue.

O the status quo is not all right,
&c.

From Fredericton all wait for the word,
Whether SJ is screwed or spared.
Getting bored, it’s been awhile now,
Year two — will there be a third?

O the status quo is not all right,
Got to end this egghead blight.
Big oil goading, Shawn imploding,
A powder keg we will ignite.

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