♬The twelve days of Xmas singalong♬

♬ All we want for Christmas is autonomy ♬ *

[*To the tune of “All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth“]

Everybody stops and stares at us
Our mojo’s under threat as you can see
So many are to blame for this catastrophe
But our one wish on Christmas Eve is as plain as it can be.

All we want for Christmas is autonomy,
Autonomy,
Some autonomy.
Gee, if we could only have autonomy,
Then we’d remain a university.

It seems so long since we could say,
“Things are swell at UNBSJ.”
Gosh oh gee, how happy we’d be
If the sharks would go away.

All we want for Christmas is autonomy,
Autonomy,
Some autonomy.
Gee, if we could only have autonomy,
Then we’d remain a university.