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For the consideration of the Joint Nominating Committee:

November 3, 2008

From the Editor’s inbox:

The NB government proposed a sinecure to Captain Jack Sparrow after he gave a lecture yesterday. However, he opted to return to the Black Pearl due to the deficit of rum in the classrooms (although he noted there was an abundance of salty wenches on campus). The heart of Davy Jones (in the dead man’s chest) was really just a cow kidney but it proved popular with teenage boys and neighbourhood dogs.

Hope you had a good Halloween!


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