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Lonely Hearts Club

October 7, 2008

So I’m reading the paper today and what do I see? Shawn Graham (who is certainly turning out to have quite a gift of the gab lately) published a commentary, “Wanted: A Federal Partner.” But all that politics just hurts my head so I turned to the back, to the interesting stuff:

Wanted: A big, strong man

Married but dissatisfied, attractive young(ish) woman seeks sugar daddy for discrete afternoon encounters. Me: healthy and outdoorsy, love walks on the beach and hiking. You: older, more sophisticated, but with a cuddly, softer side.

I bring a lot to the table. (Or the bed. Or the loveseat. Your choice.) Naturally well-endowed and curvaceous, I have much to offer a big bad boy like you.

My husband just doesn’t fufill my needs. I know you are out there, my true-blue knight! Come, find me, and make me feel like a woman! Vanilla okay.

Phone: 506-555-1234 (if a man answers, hang up.)

  1. Linda Hansen permalink
    October 7, 2008 5:47 pm

    Whatever happened to Shawn’s *self-sufficiency* whine — err — mantra? Hard to keep saying you are self-sufficient if you are seeking partners …

  2. October 7, 2008 9:12 pm

    Self-sufficiency makes you go blind.

  3. Linda Hansen permalink
    October 8, 2008 10:32 am

    Would that be willful blindness in Shawn’s case?

  4. October 8, 2008 11:13 am

    Chicken or egg.

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