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Caption contest #1

October 5, 2007

Provide your own caption in the comments. Entries will be judged by a discriminating panel of susceptible yet belligerent students controlled from behind a screen by several Machiavellian yet hysterical faculty. The winner will receive a two month supply of frozen leftover stuffing. Have at ‘er.


  1. Tudor Wench permalink
    October 6, 2007 1:39 am

    Mr. Turkey is giving thanks this weekend that people are trying to kill the university instead of him.

  2. morrieatunbsj permalink
    October 6, 2007 11:19 am

    I think it shares a remarkable resemblance to the turkey up in Fredericton. Unfortunately, it has caused me to lose my appetite for Thanksgiving. $%!@#^& stuffing it is!!

  3. October 6, 2007 2:09 pm

    I elaborate from Morrie’s point:
    Too bad we couldn’t get all the hard copies of the report and make a paper mache turkey and stuff the real ‘turkeys’ in it….

    how’s that for symbolism

    (a course I took with Dr Burns)

  4. Lee Chalmers permalink
    October 6, 2007 3:06 pm

    Polly want a technic?
    Then it’s time to lay this turkey to rest.

  5. Cicciolino permalink
    October 7, 2007 10:10 am

    This bird ain’t flying!!!

  6. Lee Chalmers permalink
    October 7, 2007 10:33 am

    Oh, I woke up with another one… can I leave two?
    How about….

    Pauly Tek Nick (or was it Rick?) Turkey was well-known for his ability to barely scratch the surface.

  7. morrieatunbsj permalink
    October 7, 2007 11:26 am

    brilliant Lee.

  8. Enrico DiTommaso permalink
    October 7, 2007 11:53 am

    The butter-tek-turkey learning assembly line dancing….with delusions of taking flight!

  9. October 7, 2007 8:50 pm

    How do you make this Turkey’s (re:miner’s) idea float?

    Add two scoops of ice cream and glass of rootbeer

    (I like groaner jokes… sue me)

  10. December 30, 2007 11:51 pm

    Belated award to Ciccolino for succinctness, absence of non-sequitors, and dearth of puns.

    Unfortunately the Thanksgiving stuffing is long gone. You may, however, accept a consolation prize of left-over Xmas turkey.

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