Caption contest #1
October 5, 2007
Provide your own caption in the comments. Entries will be judged by a discriminating panel of susceptible yet belligerent students controlled from behind a screen by several Machiavellian yet hysterical faculty. The winner will receive a two month supply of frozen leftover stuffing. Have at ‘er.

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Mr. Turkey is giving thanks this weekend that people are trying to kill the university instead of him.
I think it shares a remarkable resemblance to the turkey up in Fredericton. Unfortunately, it has caused me to lose my appetite for Thanksgiving. $%!@#^& stuffing it is!!
I elaborate from Morrie’s point:
Too bad we couldn’t get all the hard copies of the report and make a paper mache turkey and stuff the real ‘turkeys’ in it….
how’s that for symbolism
(a course I took with Dr Burns)
Polly want a technic?
NO!!!
Then it’s time to lay this turkey to rest.
This bird ain’t flying!!!
Oh, I woke up with another one… can I leave two?
How about….
Pauly Tek Nick (or was it Rick?) Turkey was well-known for his ability to barely scratch the surface.
brilliant Lee.
The butter-tek-turkey learning assembly line dancing….with delusions of taking flight!
How do you make this Turkey’s (re:miner’s) idea float?
Add two scoops of ice cream and glass of rootbeer
(I like groaner jokes… sue me)
Belated award to Ciccolino for succinctness, absence of non-sequitors, and dearth of puns.
Unfortunately the Thanksgiving stuffing is long gone. You may, however, accept a consolation prize of left-over Xmas turkey.